
Public bathrooms confuse me. I mean, what is so difficult about flushing the toilet?
Another thing- How is it even humanly possible for girls to miss the toilet?
Humanity is glorious and horrifying.
Suddenly, I don’t know what to say. It happens often to me. I know what I want to say, I think about whether it is what I mean, but when the moment comes to speak, I can’t say it.
Reblogged from .....__.
I saw New Moon at midnight last night, and it was good.
(via nuge)
this is how I have felt for the past week and a half.
Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
this one goes out to sara, and all i have to say to her is “lia’s hair cut.”
makes me feel like mine doesn’t suck so bad. god that shit was funny.
Reblogged from Classy Randomness.
life
I have a timer on my TVO set for Cash Cab.
This show rules, AND he looks like my old world history teacher, Mr. Yonkovich.